
As luck always seems to have it, I woke up only twelve minutes before I was supposed to meet Aida and Alina outside the front of the dormitory. I was sleep-deprived, thanks to the birthday celebrations of the boisterous Spaniards, and had turned my alarm on snooze one too many times. So I threw some wrinkled clothes into my bag and it turns out the only thing I forgot was something I now forget. No matter, I was relieved to be on my way to the vibrant Spanish coast, far from the grey and dismal skies of Denmark.
After a brief train ride to Vejle, we were shocked to discover the inconvenient times of the airport transfer buses. So we took a taxi out of sheer desperation. The rain was falling hard, and on top of that the driver was speeding so he wouldn’t exceed his quoted fare. I initially thought the fare calculator was our true speed. Needless to say, I was quite sure we were going to die. Then the meter went past 300 and I felt a sense of relief when I realized it was not measuring kilometers per hour. A fifteen-minute ride to the airport set us back $80, but luckily there were three of us to split the fare.

We arrived in Girona and took a bus about sixty miles into the city of Barcelona. The drive was exactly what I had imagined, with the mountains on one side, the sea on the other. Spanish villas crowded the hillsides and sheep grazed in green pastures. The mountains were unimaginably picturesque. They are impossible to overstate, and the beautiful Mediterranean city is nestled comfortably within them. Barcelona is an interesting mix between Los Angeles, Paris, and Greece. The first thing I saw in the city was a palm tree, and for some reason I was surprised. It was the first of many, many palm trees to come.
We grabbed dinner at a tapas bar and overindulged in fried zucchini and paella con carne. Honestly, I could subsist on Spanish cuisine for the rest of my life and never offer up a complaint. The restaurant we dined at also entertained us with an authentic flamenco show, a great introduction to Spanish culture. By the end of dinner, all of us were relatively exhausted, so I went back to the hostel, lounged around and planned out the next day’s activities. The hostel was very nice and accommodating, but it seems to be a rule of thumb that there will always be one person trying to sleep while you’re trying to get situated, no matter the time of day.

Breakfast was included with the stay, so I had a generous serving of bread and headed off to my first stop in Barcelona, the famed Sagrada Familia. I had seen pictures of the cathedral before and was always perturbed by the obnoxious presence of construction cranes. I thought they were for nearby buildings, but it turns out Sagrada Familia is still under construction and will be for some time to come. I stood for ten minutes admiring all the details in the architecture. That’s what Gaudi, the cathedral’s architect, stood for. He was a man obsessed with details. Michelangelo once said, “I saw the angel in the marble and I set him free.” Gaudi must have taken this sentiment to heart when he designed this magnificent cathedral. I also visited a few other architectural gems of his, La Pedrera and Casa Batllo. The former is a curvy stone building and the latter is meant to resemble an underwater oasis. The roof of Casa Batllo looks like fish scales and the exterior walls trigger flashbacks of scenes from The Little Mermaid.
After walking down Passeig de Gracia, I reached the main square of the city, Catalunya. I braved the flocks of pigeons and predatory pickpockets and headed in the direction of La Rambla. I have desperately wanted to visit La Rambla since my freshman year of high school, so this was a monumental moment for me. La Rambla is a boulevard lined with great shopping, street performers, and many other people trying to make a buck someway, somehow.
I could hear a great number of birds chirping for several blocks, but I couldn’t understand why, so I was constantly vigilant. If you haven’t realized it by now, I have an irrational fear of anything with the potential to fly at my face or poop on my head. Then I saw dozens and dozens of birdcages from afar. Vendors were selling birds and other animals as though they were hot commodities. I was slightly disturbed by
this, since most of the animals seemed crowded and stressed. Honestly, it broke my heart to see ten tiny bunnies crammed into a small cage. I would have rescued them if I could have conjured a feasible plan. And trust me, I thought long and hard. After the open air pet market came the open air floral market, which was much more pleasant because the air was thick with the smell of fresh flowers. Then came the section of La Rambla devoted to the artists. I could choose from a variety of Picasso knockoffs or Marilyn Monroe pencil drawings.
At the end of the boulevard was a proud statue of Christopher Columbus, and his arm was pointing to what I had missed very much… the sea. It’s always so refreshing to see a great, open body of water. Just before the docks was a tented antique market full of compasses, jewelry, thimbles, and other treasures. I was tempted to buy, but the prices weren’t marked and I was too intimidated to strike a bargain. I had looked forward to using my Spanish skills, but I didn’t realize the incredible difference between Spanish and Catalan, the language used in Barcelona.
So, I saved myself a few Euros and walked across a pedestrian bridge called Rambla de Mar. At this point in the day it was nearly 65 degrees and I hastily tore off my jacket. It felt so good to be comfortable in a short-sleeved shirt. I sat on a bench for a few minutes and watched a cruise ship pull into the port, then I walked toward La Barceloneta, the premier beach of the city. It reminded me of Venice Beach, although it was slightly less tacky. Unicyclists parted crowds on the boardwalk and rollerbladers tried their best to avoid the throngs of picture-taking tourists. I plopped down in the sand and stared at the Mediterranean for an unknown amount of time. Soaking up the sun in December was absolute bliss, as was the enjoyment I got from seeing women and men in thongs. If anyone in Barcelona pays for a gym membership, they are a fool. There is workout equipment all along the beach, and a lot of people take advantage of it, especially yuppie-looking men.
After my beach excursion, I wanted to hit up the Picasso Museum, so I took the subway train to the Arc de Triomf. The Spanish Arc is much more vibrant than any of the other triumphant arcs I have seen in Europe. I wasn’t surprised by the bold colors. I meandered along the nearby Gothic Quarter for quite some time, mostly because it was a maze of alleys and pathways. It was romantic, so I didn’t mind. Guitarists played outside cafes and richly colored edifices rose above cobblestone streets, creating foreboding shadows on the streets below. The Gothic Quarter is where Pablo Picasso gathered most of the inspiration for his paintings, so it was the natural setting for his museum. Unbeknownst to me, the first Sunday of each month means free admission to the museum. The line had at least a thousand people stretching out the door. I didn’t want to spend precious daylight waiting in a line, so I told myself I’d come back tomorrow. Unbeknownst to me, the museum is closed on Mondays.

I was hungry and decided to go for something cheap and reliable, KFC. The line for fried chicken was unimaginable. I felt less crowded at the Motion City Soundtrack concert and I was practically suffocated during that ordeal. One woman was standing so close behind me that she must have felt as if she was getting a mammogram. Eventually I was able to enjoy my lunch and planned my next big move while chowing down on chicken strips: the Montjuic Park.
I had heard people raving about the beauty of the park and all of the sites it has to offer, so I didn’t hesitate to hop on a cable car and head up the mountain. About halfway there, the funicular stops and you have to get out and take an aerial car up the rest of the way. The car ends at an old Spanish castle that was used to defend Port Vell. The castle is situated on steep cliffs and offers fabulous views of the city and the ships in the harbor. It’s a shame my camera couldn’t properly capture the depth and detail of the view. I climbed up on some old artillery for a better view, but seagulls soon joined me and I scrambled off that cannon pretty quickly. My stomach was starting to hurt at this point and time (my KFC chicken strips were a little undercooked), so I decided to walk back down the mountain instead of taking the aerial car. It was a great choice because I got to explore the inside of the 1992 Olympic Stadium and some other parks at sunset. The sun was a glowing orange orb and it dipped slowly down over the Catalonian mountains. I stopped for a minute to consider the surreality of my life.
The Magic Fountain of Montejuic is a light and water show set to Spanish music. I timed my day to coincide with the seven o’clock show and it was worth it. If you have ever seen the fountain show at King’s Island, it is similar to that, but exponentially greater. After the show was over, I went back to the hostel and unwound in lounge. I talked to a UCLA grad for a few hours and then retired to bed.

The next day I took the subway to the outskirts of town, where Camp Nou is located. For most Americans, FC Barcelona means absolutely nothing, but to the rest of the world, FC Barcelona is the greatest soccer team to ever exist. I decided to tour the stadium instead of making a day trip to Monsterrat, and it was definitely a decision I did not regret. For the mere price of 17 Euros, I got to walk along the soccer field of one of the largest stadiums in the world. It wasn’t hard to imagine the energy of the players or fans. We also got to see the chapel, the press conference room, the TV room, sit in the box seats, explore the museum, etc. You are supposed to be able to visit the opposing team’s changing room on any given day, but as my luck would have it, the changing rooms were closed the day I visited. So anyway, I now have a soccer team to root for. I wanted a jersey, but even the cheapest one was priced at $100. No thanks.
I went back to the docks I had visited the day before because I wanted to take a catamaran out to sea. We boarded Las Golondrinas for a 1.5-hour journey and enjoyed a complimentary glass of Sangria. Aside from a few rowdy children throwing garbage over the side of the boat, it was very relaxing and very beautiful. The trip took us 18 miles alongside some desolate beach and past the Olympic Village. I still feel like I’m floating as I write this.

I got some lunch (roast beef on a baguette) and decided to go to Tibidabo. At 2,100 feet above the sea, Tibidabo is the largest mountain in the region. Joey Tribiani made several mentions of it on Friends. It was not easy to get there. I had to take a special subway line from Placa Catalunya and then I waited in line for thirty minutes to board an old-fashioned cable car. After the cable car, I had to wait another thirty minutes to board the funicular, which took us to the very top. The sun was starting to set, so I was racing time. It was worth every minute of the hassle. My jaw dropped at the beauty of the city from atop the mountain. The sun painted everything in a mellow, golden color. But the view was not the most intriguing part of the excursion. On top of Tibidabo is a 100 year-old amusement park. Most of the rides at the top are original, so I questioned people’s judgment on some of the more antiquated attractions. There were cotton candy and popcorn stands and a Santa Claus was leading a crowd of people in a game of Santa Says. I bought some ride tickets and rode the ferris wheel and a roller coaster that extended over the mountainside. It was a dream. Tibidabo was by far the best part of Barcelona and I only went on a whim. Sometimes spontaneity surpasses all else.
Now I’m home and I just put Barcelona as the number two city on my Facebook travel application. Wooo.